1 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:15,026 - Will, what are you doing here? - Just waitin' for lunch. 2 00:00:15,131 --> 00:00:19,354 Lunch? Now, stop that, dear. I thought you were with Dr. Smith. 3 00:00:19,451 --> 00:00:22,102 Mom, I can't sleep in the daytime like he does. 4 00:00:22,203 --> 00:00:24,407 Anyway, you know Dr. Smith. 5 00:00:24,507 --> 00:00:27,225 - What are we having for lunch? I'm starved. - [ Loud Boom ] 6 00:00:27,323 --> 00:00:31,252 - What was that? - I don't know. There's nothing in the sky. 7 00:00:31,355 --> 00:00:35,250 Maybe it was an asteroid or a spaceship. 8 00:00:35,355 --> 00:00:39,152 - Where is Dr. Smith? - I'll take you to him. Come on. 9 00:00:42,171 --> 00:00:44,146 It's over here. 10 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:48,278 Will you please stop playing with the lights, whoever you are? 11 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:50,746 [ Sighs ] Dr. Smith. 12 00:00:52,156 --> 00:00:54,775 - Um, yes, madam? - Two hours ago... 13 00:00:54,876 --> 00:00:58,771 I told you Don and the girls were going out collecting plant and mineral specimens. 14 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:03,252 - Isn't that right? - Yes. I do seem to recall some mention of that. 15 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:05,942 And I also asked if you would please send the Robot out... 16 00:01:06,044 --> 00:01:08,314 to help them carry back anything that was too heavy. 17 00:01:08,412 --> 00:01:11,795 - Yes. Yes, of course. - Then what is he doing there? 18 00:01:13,181 --> 00:01:16,858 - I have received no orders. - Tattletale. 19 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:19,771 - Come on, Dr. Smith. I'll help you find them. - You'd better hurry. 20 00:01:19,868 --> 00:01:22,235 Just you wait! 21 00:01:29,085 --> 00:01:30,907 Hi. Did you find any plants? 22 00:01:31,005 --> 00:01:34,104 Not a one. I don't think Penny's finding any either. 23 00:01:34,204 --> 00:01:37,979 - We split up so we could cover as much area as possible. - [ Loud Boom ] 24 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:42,648 What was it? An eclipse? 25 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:46,294 No. It was much too close for an eclipse. I think we'd better get back to the spaceship. 26 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,786 - But what about Penny? - We'll find her on the way back. 27 00:01:48,893 --> 00:01:52,374 - We don't have to wait for the Robot. - No. 28 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:58,711 Oh, it's a daffodil, just like on Earth. 29 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:03,830 Only it isn't real. It's made of paper. 30 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:06,803 - Judy? - [ Growls ] 31 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,797 Who are you? 32 00:02:08,894 --> 00:02:12,276 [ Anxious Grunting ] 33 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,415 - I wasn't gonna pick it. - [ Anxious Grunting Continues ] 34 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:18,071 You want me to go away? 35 00:02:18,174 --> 00:02:21,556 - [ Affirmative Grunting ] - Yes. I think I will, thank you. 36 00:02:21,662 --> 00:02:24,858 - [ Anxious Grunting Resumes ] - [ Screams ] Ow! Let go of me! 37 00:02:26,686 --> 00:02:30,069 You want me to-- You want me to go that way? 38 00:02:30,174 --> 00:02:32,957 No. I didn't do anything, and I'll just go back the way I came! 39 00:02:33,054 --> 00:02:36,350 - [ Desperate Grunting ] - [ Screams ] 40 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:39,862 [ Continues Screaming ] 41 00:02:39,966 --> 00:02:44,636 Oggo! What the devil are you doing here? Get back inside! 42 00:02:44,735 --> 00:02:46,840 - [ Anxious Grunting ] - Who said that? 43 00:02:46,943 --> 00:02:49,332 [ Growls ] Stop! 44 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:52,887 Stop struggling in there, you silly little girl. 45 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:55,892 You can't get away. You'll only hurt yourself. 46 00:02:55,999 --> 00:02:58,999 - Then you'll be spoiled as an exhibit. - Exhibit? 47 00:02:59,102 --> 00:03:02,615 Of course, Earth girl. You're mine now. 48 00:03:02,719 --> 00:03:06,429 - I trapped you for my zoo. - Zoo? 49 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,990 Penny? Penny? 50 00:04:24,096 --> 00:04:27,741 - I thought she'd be around here somewhere. - Let's go, Penny! 51 00:04:27,841 --> 00:04:30,558 - [ Sighs ] Penny! - Penny! 52 00:04:30,656 --> 00:04:32,729 [ Judy ] Penny? Penny? 53 00:04:32,832 --> 00:04:35,451 - Judy, help! - Silence! 54 00:04:35,552 --> 00:04:40,768 Your name is Penny. Well, then, Penny, close your eyes. 55 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:44,574 - No, I won't! - I'm not going to hurt you. 56 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:48,088 Not until you tell me who you are and what you mean by "zoo." 57 00:04:48,193 --> 00:04:51,990 Well, not the silly little net that you're in. 58 00:04:52,097 --> 00:04:54,967 At the moment, you're outside my zoo, but just wait-- 59 00:04:55,073 --> 00:04:58,172 wait until you see your quarters inside! 60 00:04:58,273 --> 00:05:01,623 - Hurry up! Close your eyes! - Oh, please, sir. I'd much rather be outside the zoo. 61 00:05:01,729 --> 00:05:04,991 Would you want me to destroy your friends who are calling you? 62 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:10,305 - No! Please don't hurt them! - Well, then... do as I say. 63 00:05:11,714 --> 00:05:13,852 Yes, sir. 64 00:05:13,953 --> 00:05:16,604 That's it. Tight now. 65 00:05:16,706 --> 00:05:20,022 [ Chuckles ] I promise, this won't hurt a bit. 66 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:22,780 You're going to love the quarters I've arranged for you. 67 00:05:22,882 --> 00:05:27,617 - Now, are you ready? Hmm? - [ Electronic Warbling ] 68 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:33,499 [ Cackles ] I've got her. I've got her! 69 00:05:34,722 --> 00:05:38,519 - There. Isn't that better? - No. 70 00:05:38,626 --> 00:05:41,561 Oh, I'm sorry. 71 00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:48,604 You see, I'm really quite harmless. [ Chuckles Deviously ] 72 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,914 I only use this silly thing when I trap Homo sapiens. 73 00:05:54,018 --> 00:05:59,648 Most human beings, I find, are afraid of loud noises and bad faces. 74 00:05:59,746 --> 00:06:02,561 You mean you've trapped other people from Earth? 75 00:06:02,658 --> 00:06:05,887 Well, I used to exhibit Martians... 76 00:06:05,987 --> 00:06:09,282 but no one seems to believe in them much anymore. 77 00:06:09,378 --> 00:06:12,226 But, yes, of course I've trapped other people from Earth. 78 00:06:12,323 --> 00:06:14,527 I'll show you. I'll prove it to you! 79 00:06:14,627 --> 00:06:16,635 Come with me. 80 00:06:19,395 --> 00:06:23,999 Wait till you see this. Now, you just stand right here. 81 00:06:24,099 --> 00:06:27,514 Now, turn around. That's it. 82 00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:30,172 Uh-- that way. 83 00:06:30,275 --> 00:06:35,294 - Are you ready? - [ Electronic Warbling, High-frequency Tone ] 84 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,338 [ Grunts ] 85 00:06:48,228 --> 00:06:51,261 - He's an old-fashioned knight in armor. - [ Chuckles ] 86 00:06:51,364 --> 00:06:55,041 Yes. Of course, my dear. I snatched him out of your Middle Ages. 87 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,027 His name is Mort. 88 00:06:57,124 --> 00:07:02,045 Now, wait until you see this dear, sweet thing. 89 00:07:02,148 --> 00:07:04,963 [ High-frequency Tone ] 90 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:07,067 91 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:11,329 - Oh, I think I've seen her before someplace. - [ Chuckles ] 92 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,180 - Excuse me, miss-- - Not now, my dear. Later. 93 00:07:17,285 --> 00:07:19,968 I'm afraid Mrs. Whistler's rather hard of hearing... 94 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:23,330 but you do see how happy she looks, hmm? 95 00:07:23,428 --> 00:07:27,323 But if that knight's from the Middle Ages and she's from the 19th century-- 96 00:07:27,429 --> 00:07:31,684 Yes, I know. Time and space mean absolutely nothing to me. 97 00:07:31,781 --> 00:07:35,937 Why, I've collected specimens from all ages of human development. 98 00:07:36,036 --> 00:07:41,535 You see, I am the great Farnum B., showman of the cosmos... 99 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:46,689 sole proprietor of the one and only traveling zoo in all the heavens. 100 00:07:46,789 --> 00:07:50,085 I'm sorry, Mr. Farnum, but I'm not very pleased to meet you. 101 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:55,451 Oh. Oh, well. Just you wait until you see your room! 102 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:59,037 Come along, my dear! 103 00:08:00,645 --> 00:08:02,750 This way. 104 00:08:04,997 --> 00:08:08,031 Now, here we are. Hmm? 105 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:14,213 - [ Electronic Warbling ] - Your room! 106 00:08:14,309 --> 00:08:17,059 My room? It doesn't look like much. 107 00:08:17,158 --> 00:08:21,249 Oh! Wait. Just you wait, Penny. 108 00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:27,428 You'll be safe here. No more struggling for survival. 109 00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:32,130 Why, here you can have anything you want... forever. 110 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:37,221 You see, you'll be exhibited in your natural habitat. 111 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:39,555 [ High-frequency Tone ] 112 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:43,298 Ta-da! Earth girl, 20th century. 113 00:08:45,894 --> 00:08:48,163 [ Electronic Warbling ] 114 00:08:50,246 --> 00:08:53,378 [ High-frequency Tone ] 115 00:08:54,886 --> 00:08:58,661 - [ High-frequency Tone ] - [ Farnum ] Not bad, huh? 116 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:01,606 [ Chuckles ] Just like home. 117 00:09:01,702 --> 00:09:05,216 - This was way back in Grandmother's time. - Oh. 118 00:09:05,318 --> 00:09:07,325 Oh, I'm sorry. 119 00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:11,043 A few minor adjustments may be necessary. 120 00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:17,954 - Um, Mr. Farnum? - What? 121 00:09:18,054 --> 00:09:23,292 - How did you do all this? - Oh. Oh, well, this is nothing. 122 00:09:23,399 --> 00:09:26,716 Wait till you taste the food in my zoo. Mm. Yummy. 123 00:09:26,823 --> 00:09:30,980 And you can have anything you like, anything you can think of. 124 00:09:31,079 --> 00:09:35,270 And there are no germs here and air so pure... 125 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,669 you'll live for hundreds of-- 126 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,774 Uh, go on, Mr. Farnum. 127 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,334 Years. 128 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,895 There's only one thing, my dear. 129 00:09:44,999 --> 00:09:48,709 You must never, ever try to deceive me... 130 00:09:48,808 --> 00:09:51,426 like you, you ungrateful little brat, you! 131 00:09:51,528 --> 00:09:54,561 You... thing! Give me that! 132 00:09:54,664 --> 00:09:58,112 - Can't even steal properly without making a mess of it. - Oh! 133 00:09:58,215 --> 00:10:00,997 - What have you been doing with my control box? - [ Confused Grunting ] 134 00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:03,583 Get out of here! Get back to your cage! Do you hear me? 135 00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:07,201 Get back to your cage, or I'll ship you home-- home to your filthy jungle! 136 00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:10,086 - Out! - No! Please don't hurt him! 137 00:10:10,184 --> 00:10:14,559 Oh, don't worry, my dear. I would never hurt him. 138 00:10:14,664 --> 00:10:19,618 But don't you tell him that. [ Chuckles ] Blasted prehistoric nuisance. 139 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:24,227 - Do you know that he's my most valuable exhibit? - You mean he's from Earth too? 140 00:10:24,328 --> 00:10:28,704 But of course! The only Stone Age cave boy in captivity! 141 00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:31,426 - The one and only authentic-- - [ Beeping ] 142 00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,438 [ Beeping Continues, Louder ] 143 00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:37,341 Well, no wonder. One of my traps is buzzing. Look at that! 144 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:40,612 - What? - [ Shrieks ] I've caught another one! 145 00:10:40,712 --> 00:10:43,046 Oh! [ Laughs Heartily ] 146 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:46,276 - Oh, galloping galaxies! - [ High-frequency Tone ] 147 00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:49,191 This is my lucky day! 148 00:10:52,649 --> 00:10:56,031 - Where are we? - I don't know. 149 00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:59,846 - [ Whip Cracks ] - Both of you, back! 150 00:10:59,945 --> 00:11:02,433 - Now, look here, mister. - [ Whip Cracks ] 151 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,286 Do as I say! Get back! 152 00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:07,589 Mort! 153 00:11:10,601 --> 00:11:13,220 What in the name of-- 154 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:21,443 [ Farnum Chuckles Deviously ] Be careful, my boy. He'll tear you asunder. 155 00:11:21,545 --> 00:11:26,018 Better call him off, mister. That medieval armor's no match against this. 156 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,951 [ Judy Shrieks ] 157 00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:33,897 Oh, stop struggling, you silly fool. It won't do you any good. 158 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,711 Mort here is one of my finest exhibits-- 159 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:40,010 the original Sir Mordred, who killed your King Arthur. 160 00:11:40,011 --> 00:11:41,537 the original Sir Mordred, who killed your King Arthur. 161 00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:44,457 Mort! Bring them along! 162 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:53,477 [ Farnum ] Put them in this empty cell next to Penny's. 163 00:11:54,826 --> 00:11:57,543 [ High-frequency Tone ] 164 00:11:57,642 --> 00:12:00,676 Hurry, Mort! We've got to get going. 165 00:12:00,778 --> 00:12:06,048 - Get going? Where? - Oh, dear. I hope I'm not going to have trouble with that one. 166 00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:08,642 But you'll help me, won't you, my dear, to keep him calm, hmm? 167 00:12:08,746 --> 00:12:11,365 The trouble with the Homo sapiens male, I understand... 168 00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:14,630 is that they all used to be boys. [ Shudders ] 169 00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:17,382 What's wrong with boys? Weren't you one once? 170 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:21,858 Well, of course not! Where I come from, we've done away with that "growing up" nonsense. 171 00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:27,233 But if it's true you've caught all kinds of humans, you must have had lots of experience. 172 00:12:27,339 --> 00:12:29,794 Are you calling me a fraud, Penny? 173 00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:32,200 I'll have you know that I have caught hundreds... 174 00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:34,568 literally thousands, of human beings. 175 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:38,311 And the only one I have any trouble with is Oggo... 176 00:12:38,411 --> 00:12:40,386 and do you know why? 177 00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:43,840 Because he's a boy. So there. Hmm. 178 00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:47,242 I don't see anybody, Dr. Smith. 179 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:50,852 - Are you sure you set his direction finders right? - Of course I did. 180 00:12:50,956 --> 00:12:54,665 He's simply not cooperating today, and that is what it is. 181 00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:59,236 Now, then, you tin-plated tintinnabulation, where is the major? 182 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:03,780 And Judy? And Penny? Answer me at once, do you hear? 183 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,778 - [ Robot Speaking Gibberish ] - Dr. Smith, I think he's trying to make alarm signals. 184 00:13:07,884 --> 00:13:09,826 - [ Gibberish Continues ] - Alarm signals, my foot. 185 00:13:09,932 --> 00:13:14,023 I see nothing to be alarmed about. Actually, this is one of the most pleasant areas... 186 00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:18,499 - I have ever been in. - [ Gibberish ] 187 00:13:18,604 --> 00:13:22,117 - Ah, yes, it's perfectly charming. - But Dr. Smith-- 188 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:26,922 Hush, William. Will you stop cackling, you cantankerous clod? 189 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:31,626 William, look! How lovely! 190 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,724 What a lovely daffodil for your mother. 191 00:13:34,828 --> 00:13:38,984 Dr. Smith, where'd you go? Dr. Smith, where-- Let go of me! 192 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:42,346 - Let me go! - William! William, where are we? 193 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,224 - Let me go! - Silence! 194 00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:56,805 Ho-ho! I've hit the jackpot! 195 00:13:56,908 --> 00:14:00,170 - Who's that thing? - That's Dr. Smith. 196 00:14:00,269 --> 00:14:04,066 - "Thing" indeed. How dare you, sir! - No, no, no. The other thing. 197 00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:07,204 Our Robot. 198 00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:10,572 Mort! 199 00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:16,745 - Do your duty. - No, no. Wait just a moment, sir. 200 00:14:16,845 --> 00:14:20,326 I have a splendid suggestion to make. 201 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:22,568 - You have? - Yes, I do. 202 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:28,201 Let them-- that is to say, this one and that one-- Let them joust. 203 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:32,043 - Let them what? - Joust. 204 00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:34,443 You know, as when knighthood was in flower. 205 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:39,146 - Well, I, uh-- - It's really quite simple, sir. I shall explain it to you. 206 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:44,265 If your knight wins, why, then, you have us at your mercy. 207 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:47,911 Howsoever, if our Robot emerges victorious... 208 00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:50,502 you will grant us our freedom. 209 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:54,730 What do you say, my dear sir? Is it agreed? 210 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:57,481 [ Buzzing ] Well... why not? 211 00:14:57,582 --> 00:15:01,227 - [ Chuckles Deviously ] - It's a bargain. [ Spits ] 212 00:15:03,374 --> 00:15:07,913 Mort, please, try not to damage him too much. He'll make such a lovely exhibit. 213 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:12,935 [ Whispering ] Take him, my dear friend. Take him, my bosom companion. Take him! 214 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,941 [ Whispering ] Hit him! Slug him! 215 00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:24,654 [ Dr. Smith Gasps ] 216 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,645 [ Bell Dings ] 217 00:15:29,743 --> 00:15:32,677 [ Robot Yelling Threateningly ] 218 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,339 [ Yelling Continues ] 219 00:15:49,711 --> 00:15:52,078 [ Metal Crashing ] 220 00:16:01,071 --> 00:16:04,716 [ Cackling ] Now, you stupid Earth creatures-- 221 00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:08,710 Now do you believe that I, Farnum B., am the greatest showman... 222 00:16:08,816 --> 00:16:10,987 of the cosmos? 223 00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:15,016 Perhaps one or two of my exhibits are a bit, uh... 224 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,738 hmm, humbug. 225 00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:26,021 But that's show business, isn't it? 226 00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:30,383 Mort here is the greatest robot ever created. 227 00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:37,358 And you, you are all in my zoo forever. 228 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,904 Oh, and I'll try very, very hard to make you happy... 229 00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:44,270 or break every bone in your bodies. 230 00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,637 [ Laughs Evilly ] Well! 231 00:16:46,736 --> 00:16:48,841 [ Cackling ] 232 00:16:55,569 --> 00:16:58,602 [ Sighs ] Oh, Will, what are we gonna do? 233 00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:04,007 I don't know. I'm sure I'd just love to spend forever in a girl's room. 234 00:17:04,112 --> 00:17:08,302 That's not important. The trouble is Mr. Farnum's so smart. 235 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:10,638 - - It's obvious he can travel anyplace-- 236 00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:13,257 through time, space, anything. 237 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:16,208 Well, then why didn't he bring back a real knight from the Middle Ages? 238 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:20,528 Who cares? Oh, Will, don't you realize the spot we're in? 239 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,244 You wanna be an animal in a zoo for the rest of your life? 240 00:17:23,345 --> 00:17:26,826 - But Penny-- - [ Crash ] 241 00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,241 Stop it! Stop it! 242 00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:29,997 Stop it! Stop it! 243 00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:35,083 Now, you just stop that! You asked for lamps, didn't you? I gave them to you. 244 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:38,054 - What are you throwing them for? - All right, but give me my laser gun. 245 00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:42,352 - Give me a radio! - Major, I don't understand why you're carrying on like this. 246 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:46,378 I give you almost everything, and as soon as I get organized... 247 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,515 I promise you'll all even have your own private cages. 248 00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:53,262 And on top of that, there's no danger here, no disease. 249 00:17:53,362 --> 00:17:55,631 All right! Then I'll quit throwing things. 250 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:58,665 - Oh, good. - [ Sighs ] 251 00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:01,585 I'm just trying to make you listen to me. That's all. 252 00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:03,984 Don't you understand? Trying to make you listen. 253 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:09,069 - So if you'll just step inside here, maybe we can-- - Major, Major, Major. 254 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:14,189 You have inferior intelligence. Don't you know it's impossible to trick me? 255 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,145 Oh, besides, time to get this show on the road! 256 00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:18,446 - Show on the road? - Yes, of course. 257 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:21,710 Now that I have you 20th-century specimens, my exhibit's complete. 258 00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:25,356 Ho-ho! I'll pack them in. At last, I'll clean up! 259 00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:27,598 Wait! Where are we goin'? 260 00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:31,593 Oh, first a little road trip, cover several galaxies. 261 00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:34,252 Just as soon as I make certain Dr. Smith is properly settled... 262 00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:37,737 we'll be blasting off! 263 00:18:38,962 --> 00:18:41,613 Get him in here. 264 00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:44,268 Excuse me, Mr. Farnum. Please? 265 00:18:44,371 --> 00:18:46,826 Yes, yes, my dear? What is it? I'm in a terrible hurry. 266 00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,550 - Well, I just thought of something else I'd like. - What? 267 00:18:49,651 --> 00:18:54,736 - Um, could I please have a strawberry? - A strawberry? Now? 268 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:58,577 - Well, you said I could have anything I wanted. - I did? 269 00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:01,042 Oh, yes. So I did. 270 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:05,612 Well, I think I have time to manage a little thing like a strawberry. 271 00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,985 [ Electronic Warbling ] 272 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:11,695 I thought you were going to ask for something-- something much more difficult... 273 00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:15,090 something like an artichoke. 274 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,319 Close your eyes. Open your mouth. 275 00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:21,267 Now, there's a real, live strawberry. There! 276 00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:23,698 - How's that? - Mmm. It's delicious! 277 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,538 - Oh, good. Here. Have another. - [ Groans ] It's yellow. 278 00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:30,538 Yes. Of course. Isn't it lovely? 279 00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:34,091 - It's supposed to be red. - Oh. 280 00:19:34,196 --> 00:19:37,229 Well, never mind. Mmm. 281 00:19:37,332 --> 00:19:42,569 A few minor adjustments. You will be happy here though. 282 00:19:42,676 --> 00:19:46,451 - Just you wait. - [ Electronic Warbling ] 283 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,371 Ta! 284 00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:51,851 - What did you do? - It's an old trick. 285 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,542 There's a woman over there. She looked awfully nice, and she's pretty old... 286 00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,651 so I guess she's been here a long time. 287 00:19:56,757 --> 00:20:00,652 - Maybe she can tell us how to get out. - Yeah. Come on. 288 00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:05,962 There! 289 00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:09,036 Excuse us, please, Mrs. Whistler. 290 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,589 - [ Will ] Hey, ma'am! - Mr. Farnum says she's a little deaf. 291 00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:16,970 Excuse us, ma'am. Please. Mrs. Whistler. 292 00:20:17,076 --> 00:20:19,662 [ Shrieks ] 293 00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:22,547 She's a fake. 294 00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:25,874 Maybe everything here's a fake, everything except us. 295 00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:29,006 - No. Not Oggo. - Oggo? 296 00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:32,884 The cave boy. He was even outside when I got caught. 297 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:37,259 So he must know the secret. Oggo can show us how to get out. 298 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:39,732 Come on. 299 00:20:39,829 --> 00:20:39,925 I came here to see if Mort supplied you with everything you asked for. 300 00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:44,879 I came here to see if Mort supplied you with everything you asked for. 301 00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:48,364 Oh, please. I'm in a hurry. What is the matter with you? 302 00:20:48,469 --> 00:20:51,153 Didn't he arrange your natural habitat properly? 303 00:20:51,254 --> 00:20:53,839 Yes, indeed. "My natural habitat." 304 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,462 This is what I'm accustomed to. This is what I deserve. 305 00:20:56,566 --> 00:21:00,941 Champagne. Fresh caviar. Howsoever, my dear Mr. Farnum... 306 00:21:01,046 --> 00:21:05,552 there is one rather important theme that I remember that seems to be missing. 307 00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:22,829 How very nice. 308 00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:26,579 Well, just don't throw it at me like that ungrateful major. 309 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,243 A little pocket money. 310 00:21:38,326 --> 00:21:43,509 My dear Mr. Farnum, at last I've found an environment suitable to my station in life. 311 00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:47,535 And you have done it, Excellency! You are my savior, my leader! 312 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:53,302 May I congratulate you for rescuing me for posterity-- for the ages. 313 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,748 You mean you-- you really like my little zoo? 314 00:21:56,855 --> 00:22:00,401 Ask rather do I like the fountains of youth... 315 00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:03,318 do I like basking on the shores of heaven. 316 00:22:03,415 --> 00:22:07,856 - Do you? - Yes. Yes. Yes, I do. 317 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:12,051 Oh, dear-- Oh, dear, Mr. Farnum, I am forgetting my manners. 318 00:22:13,815 --> 00:22:17,525 Now, then, sir. May I offer you some pickled shrimp? 319 00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:21,846 Pheasant under glass? Rare roast beef? 320 00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:24,594 Don't you understand? Home. 321 00:22:24,696 --> 00:22:27,696 Wouldn't you like to go back where you came from, back to your jungle? 322 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:29,687 [ Anxious Grunting ] 323 00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:33,133 I guess that prehistoric jungle of his wasn't so hot. 324 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,037 I think he's been living with Mr. Farnum ever since he was a little boy. 325 00:22:37,143 --> 00:22:41,846 - [ Growling ] - Evidently he doesn't care much for Mr. Farnum either. 326 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,391 Oggo, please! We just want you to show us how to get out... 327 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:49,555 because you don't want us here either, do you? 328 00:22:49,656 --> 00:22:52,886 I mean, you tried to shoo me away from the daffodil, remember? 329 00:22:52,984 --> 00:22:56,465 Well, weren't you trying to save me from being caught? 330 00:22:56,568 --> 00:22:58,740 [ Grunting Affirmatively ] 331 00:23:02,776 --> 00:23:05,111 I think he's changing his mind about you. 332 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,183 You could come with us if you like. 333 00:23:07,289 --> 00:23:10,355 [ Chuckles ] Shh! 334 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,387 Maybe he's afraid there are too many of us. 335 00:23:18,489 --> 00:23:20,758 Could you get one of us out, just one? 336 00:23:23,224 --> 00:23:26,573 [ Grunting ] 337 00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:30,161 I guess it's easier to get you out 'cause you're smaller... 338 00:23:30,265 --> 00:23:32,272 and you could bring help and get the rest of us out. 339 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:35,541 - [ Grunting Affirmatively ] - You'd better get back to your cage, Penny. 340 00:23:35,641 --> 00:23:38,489 Don't worry. Come on, Oggo. Let's go. 341 00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:42,873 - May I? - May you what? 342 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:45,075 - By all means. - Thank you. 343 00:23:45,177 --> 00:23:49,433 Mr. Farnum, there is one little thing. I hesitate to mention it. 344 00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:51,985 - Yes? - My wristwatch. 345 00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:55,253 - Your wristwatch? - After I received your charming little gifts... 346 00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:59,444 I noticed that my wristwatch was missing. 347 00:23:59,546 --> 00:24:02,328 Ohh. Tell me... 348 00:24:02,426 --> 00:24:06,201 when Mort was in here arranging things, did Oggo come in too? 349 00:24:06,298 --> 00:24:08,403 The little hairy creature? 350 00:24:08,506 --> 00:24:11,572 Uh, yes--yes, he did. For a moment. 351 00:24:11,673 --> 00:24:14,575 Oh, good for him. He stole it, and you didn't even notice. 352 00:24:14,682 --> 00:24:17,998 Oh, I've taught him well. That clever little scoundrel. 353 00:24:18,106 --> 00:24:21,903 - I'm very pleased with him. - For shame, Mr. Farnum. 354 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:26,385 - Did you teach the boy to steal? - [ Grunts Affirmatively ] 355 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:30,352 To steal, to lie, to cheat, never to trust anyone. 356 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:34,965 Well, I mean, after all, how else can man survive in show business, hmm? 357 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:38,383 Do you know, if it hadn't been for Oggo, there are some planets... 358 00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:42,647 I would've been ridden off on a rail, wearing tar and feathers. 359 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:46,522 - Zach-- - Zach indeed! 360 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:49,074 Smitty? 361 00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:51,862 Do you know that... 362 00:24:51,963 --> 00:24:55,224 I have never caught a real human being in my whole life? 363 00:24:55,323 --> 00:24:57,396 - Pity. - Mm-hmm. 364 00:24:57,499 --> 00:24:59,671 Except Oggo, that is. 365 00:24:59,771 --> 00:25:03,633 But if you knew what a nuisance it's been trying to keep him primitive like that. 366 00:25:03,739 --> 00:25:06,641 Do you know I'm even afraid to speak in front of him for fear... 367 00:25:06,747 --> 00:25:10,522 that he'll start talking and ruin the only good exhibit that I've got. 368 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:16,117 This zoo, everything-- a fraud? 369 00:25:16,219 --> 00:25:18,521 No, sir. 370 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,610 Delusion. [ Snickers ] 371 00:25:22,715 --> 00:25:25,814 Oh, my inventions are real... 372 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:30,072 and so is my zoo now, now that I've got real, live people down there. 373 00:25:30,172 --> 00:25:32,921 Oh, Smitty, I tell you. We'll simply clean up! 374 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:36,119 Standing room only! Now that you're here to help me control them... 375 00:25:36,219 --> 00:25:38,259 to help me with the work-- 376 00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:43,220 Just one moment, sir. Did I understand you to say that there was work to be done? 377 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:47,602 Well, sometimes it becomes a bit much to handle. 378 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:50,261 Collecting the admissions, that is. 379 00:25:50,364 --> 00:25:54,390 Do you know that there are some planets where they pay admission in diamonds... 380 00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:56,315 that have to be weighed? 381 00:25:56,412 --> 00:26:01,202 And emeralds so heavy that even Mort can't lift them. 382 00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:03,131 - Diamonds? - Mm. 383 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,116 - And emeralds? - Mm-hmm. 384 00:26:05,212 --> 00:26:07,067 How very nice. 385 00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:10,580 Mr. Farnum, a toast. 386 00:26:10,684 --> 00:26:13,073 To your new assistant. 387 00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:15,417 - [ Beeping ] - Oh! Oh, dear. 388 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:18,811 - What was that? - No. Not that one. 389 00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:21,658 - [ Beeping Continues ] - That's the wrong one. Ah! There we are. 390 00:26:21,757 --> 00:26:25,947 - What is that? - Escape! 391 00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:29,306 [ Alarms Ringing ] 392 00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:33,300 - Is that it? Is that where we get out? - [ Anxious Grunting ] 393 00:26:38,621 --> 00:26:41,719 - [ Grunting ] - You mean, that goes to where you live... 394 00:26:41,821 --> 00:26:44,123 - back to your jungle? - [ Grunting Affirmatively ] 395 00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:47,090 Oggo, show me mine. How do I get back to the spaceship? 396 00:26:47,197 --> 00:26:50,775 Oggo, you young devil! Keep away from those doors! 397 00:26:50,878 --> 00:26:53,780 - Hurry! - [ Grunting ] 398 00:26:53,885 --> 00:26:58,293 Give me that boy. You little brat! [ Screams ] 399 00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:08,634 Where are we? This is the wrong place. 400 00:27:10,014 --> 00:27:12,185 Oggo? 401 00:27:12,286 --> 00:27:15,220 Oggo? Oggo! 402 00:27:18,525 --> 00:27:21,395 - Oggo? - [ Groaning ] 403 00:27:21,502 --> 00:27:24,055 - Mr. Farnum! - [ Continues Groaning ] 404 00:27:24,158 --> 00:27:28,151 Brats! Worthless young scamps! 405 00:27:28,254 --> 00:27:33,524 - Mr. Farnum! - [ Growls ] Take your dirty little paws off my person. 406 00:27:33,631 --> 00:27:37,908 - I think something's wrong, sir. - Oh, good heavens! 407 00:27:38,014 --> 00:27:40,470 I think maybe we fell through the wrong door. 408 00:27:40,574 --> 00:27:44,371 Oh, you think maybe we fell through the wrong door? 409 00:27:44,479 --> 00:27:48,024 Well, just you wait, young man. Just you wait. In five seconds, I'm going to teach you to-- 410 00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:51,323 [ Shrieks ] Oh! Oh! My ankle! 411 00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:54,619 - Does your ankle hurt, sir? - [ Sarcastically ] No. 412 00:27:54,718 --> 00:27:59,475 - [ Shrieks ] - I've never seen caves like this near the Jupiter. 413 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:04,187 - Not even on our whole planet maybe. - Oh, how observant you are. 414 00:28:04,287 --> 00:28:08,378 - How wise. - What I mean is, where are we? 415 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:13,564 How should I know where we are? This should teach you a good lesson, huh? 416 00:28:13,663 --> 00:28:16,598 I suppose now you'll be ready to go back to my zoo, boy. 417 00:28:16,703 --> 00:28:19,605 Well, I'll just... 418 00:28:19,712 --> 00:28:22,494 press this button, and in five seconds-- 419 00:28:22,592 --> 00:28:25,013 Will that take us back? 420 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,191 Is something wrong with it? 421 00:28:27,295 --> 00:28:31,802 Uh, no! No, no. It's the wrong control box. That's all. 422 00:28:31,903 --> 00:28:35,733 Where is it? Where are my other control boxes? 423 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,814 I don't know. 424 00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:40,854 Well, how are we going to escape from-- 425 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,327 Escape. Escape. That's it. 426 00:28:43,423 --> 00:28:47,515 I took the control boxes out when the escape alarm rang. 427 00:28:47,615 --> 00:28:50,682 Oh, no, no, no, no! 428 00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:53,305 Yes, I left them there! 429 00:28:53,408 --> 00:28:57,565 I left them in Dr. Smith's room! [ Growls ] 430 00:29:03,904 --> 00:29:06,075 Oggo, come here. 431 00:29:07,584 --> 00:29:11,381 Have you seen Mr. Farnum? I can't seem to find him anywhere. 432 00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,808 [ Grunting ] 433 00:29:15,904 --> 00:29:19,799 Down there? Where? 434 00:29:22,368 --> 00:29:23,425 He's gone away? 435 00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:24,887 He's gone away? 436 00:29:24,993 --> 00:29:27,644 [ Forceful Grunting ] 437 00:29:27,745 --> 00:29:32,447 Oggo, did you do something to him? 438 00:29:32,545 --> 00:29:35,262 Did you get rid of him? 439 00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:38,520 Forever? 440 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:42,203 You stupid little creature! Now what shall I do? 441 00:29:42,305 --> 00:29:46,648 Now I shall never be saved! And then when I think of all those diamonds and emeralds! 442 00:29:46,753 --> 00:29:50,201 - [ Grunting ] - What? What? Oh, yes, yes, yes. I know. 443 00:29:50,305 --> 00:29:54,681 These are Farnum's controls, but I don't know how to operate them! 444 00:29:58,209 --> 00:30:01,438 Oggo, do you know... 445 00:30:01,537 --> 00:30:04,155 how these control boxes work... 446 00:30:04,257 --> 00:30:08,512 how the whole spaceship works? 447 00:30:08,609 --> 00:30:10,911 You do? 448 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:14,043 How very interesting. 449 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:19,067 Perhaps we shall not need Mr. Farnum after all. 450 00:30:20,994 --> 00:30:23,863 That wicked man. 451 00:30:23,969 --> 00:30:29,567 I'm sure he mistreated you and was very cruel to you. 452 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:33,015 You poor, dear boy. 453 00:30:34,786 --> 00:30:38,812 Never even gave you proper clothes, did he? 454 00:30:38,915 --> 00:30:41,762 Oggo, wouldn't it be lovely... 455 00:30:41,858 --> 00:30:45,982 to have a nice, new, shiny coat... 456 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,352 like a real circus boy? 457 00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:50,556 Would you like that? 458 00:30:50,658 --> 00:30:54,936 Perhaps I can arrange it. Perhaps, Oggo... 459 00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:57,049 we can help each other. 460 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:59,675 We can be friends. 461 00:30:59,779 --> 00:31:03,357 And I would not be cruel to you. Oh, no. 462 00:31:03,459 --> 00:31:06,306 I would treat you very kindly. 463 00:31:06,402 --> 00:31:10,428 And the others too. You see... 464 00:31:10,531 --> 00:31:15,353 they don't know what's best for them, but I do. 465 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:18,775 I know how to make everyone happy. 466 00:31:18,882 --> 00:31:20,922 What do you say, Oggo? 467 00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:24,158 Shall we cooperate? 468 00:31:33,155 --> 00:31:36,123 Don. 469 00:31:43,011 --> 00:31:45,313 Dr. Smith! 470 00:31:48,132 --> 00:31:51,361 - How did you get out there? - Hurry. Open this door. 471 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:56,511 Oggo! What are you doing in that coat? 472 00:31:56,612 --> 00:31:59,001 Never mind the coat. There's work to be done. 473 00:31:59,107 --> 00:32:02,271 What happened to Will? 474 00:32:02,372 --> 00:32:05,154 Oggo, did Will get out? 475 00:32:05,252 --> 00:32:08,034 - Smith, open the door. - Not yet, Major. 476 00:32:08,132 --> 00:32:10,521 Not until I have tested one more thing. 477 00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:14,141 Oggo, come here. 478 00:32:14,244 --> 00:32:17,725 - Show me the proper button. - Test what thing, what button? 479 00:32:17,828 --> 00:32:20,763 - Dr. Smith, what are you talking about? - The acid test. 480 00:32:20,869 --> 00:32:23,716 - Oh, please let it work. - [ Box Beeping ] 481 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:28,729 Mort? Yoo-hoo. 482 00:32:28,836 --> 00:32:31,586 Mort? 483 00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:35,100 Now, then, sir. Right face. 484 00:32:36,773 --> 00:32:39,074 Right face! 485 00:32:40,869 --> 00:32:43,258 About face! 486 00:32:43,364 --> 00:32:46,081 About face! 487 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:49,443 He's doing it! He's doing it! Tell him to let us out! 488 00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:51,548 - Hurry! - Yes! Let us out of here! 489 00:32:53,509 --> 00:32:58,779 Silence! Have you forgotten those sacred words, "The show must go on"? 490 00:32:58,885 --> 00:33:03,489 - The what? - Unfortunately, Mr. Farnum has met with a slight accident. 491 00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:06,436 I am in charge here now, and let me remind you... 492 00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:09,697 this zoo is already booked for a road tour. 493 00:33:09,797 --> 00:33:13,092 There are eager customers waiting on distant planets... 494 00:33:13,189 --> 00:33:15,393 with money in their hot little hands. 495 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,665 Smith, you open this door. 496 00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:20,221 You'll get out when I say so, Major-- 497 00:33:20,326 --> 00:33:23,108 when I have collected that money. 498 00:33:23,206 --> 00:33:28,541 For the nonce, I am the greatest showman in the cosmos. 499 00:33:28,645 --> 00:33:32,769 Mort, I shall need your help to put my mechanical misfit back together again. 500 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:36,580 - We are hitting the road. - [ Whip Cracks ] 501 00:33:36,678 --> 00:33:38,652 Smith, get back here! 502 00:33:41,766 --> 00:33:45,628 Hurry up, sir. We'd better at least find out where we are. 503 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:49,727 - Easy. Easy. - Maybe we fell through Oggo's door. 504 00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:54,020 Ohh. That's not so bad. Thank you, boy. 505 00:33:54,118 --> 00:33:56,573 You're welcome, sir. 506 00:33:56,679 --> 00:34:00,028 I guess now you can see that boys can be of some use. 507 00:34:00,134 --> 00:34:02,982 Well, I know that. 508 00:34:03,079 --> 00:34:06,210 That conniving Oggo is the most useful thing I've ever caught. 509 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:10,239 Blasted brat. He's 10 times smarter than you are. 510 00:34:10,343 --> 00:34:12,579 Why haven't you ever told him that? 511 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:16,421 - Never you mind. - Mr. Farnum... 512 00:34:16,519 --> 00:34:19,618 why did you start your old zoo in the first place? 513 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,948 Why? Well... 514 00:34:23,047 --> 00:34:26,244 because it's in my blood, that's why. 515 00:34:26,343 --> 00:34:30,882 I'll have you know that my mommy was the greatest monster tamer... 516 00:34:30,983 --> 00:34:33,504 of all the outer heavens. 517 00:34:33,607 --> 00:34:38,725 Oh. You know, but why does that make you wanna catch everything? 518 00:34:38,823 --> 00:34:43,580 Oh, well, boys catch things, don't they? 519 00:34:43,687 --> 00:34:46,982 Yes, they do. I've seen them. They catch all sorts of crawly things... 520 00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:50,014 like snakes and spiders and lizards. 521 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,902 But we just do that to learn how they feel... 522 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,717 and once we do, well, we let them go. 523 00:34:55,815 --> 00:35:00,387 You let them-- Ohh, you have an inferior intelligence, boy. 524 00:35:00,488 --> 00:35:02,375 Yes, sir. 525 00:35:02,471 --> 00:35:06,268 But maybe you feel that way because you never were a boy. 526 00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:09,158 You never had the chance to grow up. 527 00:35:09,256 --> 00:35:11,973 Now, that'll be enough out of you! [ Shrieks ] 528 00:35:12,072 --> 00:35:15,071 Oh, let me go, boy! 529 00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:18,023 I am the great Farnum B! 530 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,903 I don't-- I don't need anyone's help! 531 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,935 Not yours, not anybody's! 532 00:35:31,176 --> 00:35:33,827 Oh, good heavens. 533 00:35:33,929 --> 00:35:37,507 - What is it? What's the matter? - This is where Oggo came from. 534 00:35:37,608 --> 00:35:40,478 [ Will ] It can't be. I've seen pictures of prehistoric Earth. 535 00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:44,862 No, no, no, no. Not Earth. Oggo's humbug. Haven't you guessed that by now? 536 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:48,994 I merely found him on this horrible planet and dressed him up to look like a cave boy. 537 00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:51,072 - That's all. - You what? 538 00:35:51,176 --> 00:35:55,071 Then I taught him to lie... 539 00:35:55,177 --> 00:35:57,697 to cheat, to steal... 540 00:35:57,801 --> 00:36:00,648 to never trust anybody. 541 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:06,052 How he must be laughing now! 542 00:36:06,153 --> 00:36:09,731 - Why? - At what he's done to me, of course! 543 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:16,062 Oggo is the only one who can get us out of here. 544 00:36:16,169 --> 00:36:21,287 Nobody else can figure it out. Oggo's the only one that can save us. 545 00:36:25,258 --> 00:36:27,080 Oh, but then if-- 546 00:36:27,178 --> 00:36:30,473 if he's learned his lessons as well as I think he has... 547 00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:34,148 well-- oh, well, then he'll never-- 548 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:37,119 What kind of a planet is this? 549 00:36:38,858 --> 00:36:43,877 I believe the life expectancy here is 45 minutes. 550 00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:50,213 - - This way! This way! 551 00:36:50,314 --> 00:36:53,129 Come and see the primitive Earth people. 552 00:36:53,226 --> 00:36:57,503 See Homo sapiens in his natural habitat. 553 00:36:57,610 --> 00:37:00,513 See the Renegade Robot of Mars. 554 00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:03,618 See the greatest show from Earth. 555 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,894 [ Whip Cracks ] 556 00:37:10,635 --> 00:37:14,563 Oggo, give it here. 557 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:18,823 Later, boy. Later. You'll have your chance later. 558 00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:22,632 Have a look. Jewels. 559 00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:25,185 We're on a planet where they pay in jewels. 560 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:27,593 Let me see. 561 00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:31,138 Emeralds, rubies, sapphires. 562 00:37:31,243 --> 00:37:34,210 [ Don ] Grab them, Penny, and wrap them around his neck. 563 00:37:34,315 --> 00:37:37,315 Silence! For shame, Major. 564 00:37:37,419 --> 00:37:40,834 - Don't you appreciate what I'm doing for you? - I'm gonna slaughter you. 565 00:37:40,939 --> 00:37:43,110 I swear, when I get outta here, I'm gonna-- 566 00:37:43,211 --> 00:37:48,197 Really, Major. It's very bad form for the aliens to see you behaving in this way. 567 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:51,976 - The curtain's going up. Take your places! - Curtain? 568 00:37:52,076 --> 00:37:56,418 Oggo, give this here. I'll handle it. 569 00:37:57,547 --> 00:37:59,784 [ Warbling ] 570 00:37:59,883 --> 00:38:02,469 - - [ Chattering ] 571 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:06,019 Good luck, everyone. On with the show! 572 00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:09,223 [ Aliens Exclaiming ] 573 00:38:11,595 --> 00:38:14,661 Oh, no, no! 574 00:38:14,764 --> 00:38:17,317 There must be hundreds of 'em out there. 575 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,322 What are they? 576 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:23,592 [ Aliens Chattering, Exclaiming ] 577 00:38:29,036 --> 00:38:31,851 - [ Shrieks ] - That's it. 578 00:38:31,949 --> 00:38:36,324 That's it. Move about. Put some showmanship into it. 579 00:38:37,324 --> 00:38:39,713 [ Panting ] 580 00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:42,471 Penny, don't just stand there. Move about. 581 00:38:42,572 --> 00:38:46,217 - I've worked very hard on this production. - But I'm scared. 582 00:38:46,316 --> 00:38:51,205 Nonsense, my dear. Remember how the polar bears bask in their pool of water? 583 00:38:51,308 --> 00:38:54,308 How the little raccoons show off in their cages? 584 00:38:54,413 --> 00:38:58,210 But I'm a person, and they're-- Well, look at them! 585 00:38:58,317 --> 00:39:00,772 [ Chattering, Exclaiming Continue ] 586 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:05,388 Don't worry. We'll get out of here somehow. 587 00:39:09,005 --> 00:39:11,907 - [ Shrieks ] - Now, stop it at once, do you hear? 588 00:39:12,013 --> 00:39:15,079 Play it up! Play your part well, and I promise... 589 00:39:15,181 --> 00:39:17,898 you shall have ice cream at feeding time. 590 00:39:17,997 --> 00:39:21,063 Ice cream? Well, what are you grinning at? 591 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:24,395 Look at you in that silly coat. Is that all you wanted? 592 00:39:24,494 --> 00:39:26,883 Are you happy now? 593 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:29,226 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - You, sir-- 594 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,838 into your Renegade Robot of Mars outfit quickly. 595 00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:36,257 Peanuts, popcorn! Get your peanuts, popcorn! 596 00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:40,425 Robot, I can understand about Dr. Smith and that silly boy... 597 00:39:40,525 --> 00:39:42,413 but how could you let this happen? 598 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:45,379 Because the show must go on. 599 00:39:45,486 --> 00:39:48,169 Dr. Smith implanted that on all my memory tapes. 600 00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:50,758 This has nothing to do with the show. 601 00:39:50,862 --> 00:39:53,764 Can't you erase your tapes and start acting like you should? 602 00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:57,383 Self-erasure of tapes is against a robot's prime directive. 603 00:39:57,486 --> 00:39:59,374 Is that all you can say? 604 00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:03,299 There is no business like show business, at least according to Dr. Smith. 605 00:40:03,407 --> 00:40:08,774 Now, you stop that. At least try to erase all that from your tapes and help us. 606 00:40:08,878 --> 00:40:11,912 Very well. It shall be done. 607 00:40:12,014 --> 00:40:15,113 [ Raucous Laughter ] 608 00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:17,604 [ Laughter Continues ] 609 00:40:17,710 --> 00:40:22,020 I'll keelhaul that Dr. Smith! I'll smash him! 610 00:40:22,127 --> 00:40:25,804 I'll draw and quarter him. I'll break every bone in his greedy, mean body! 611 00:40:25,902 --> 00:40:28,488 [ Laughter Increases ] 612 00:40:33,551 --> 00:40:37,479 Ohh, you know what it makes me wanna do? 613 00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:47,854 - [ Laughter Increases ] - Oh! 614 00:40:47,951 --> 00:40:52,207 Take it easy, Judy. We'd all better take it easy. 615 00:40:52,303 --> 00:40:55,816 [ Exhales Forcefully ] But now I know how the monkeys feel. 616 00:40:55,919 --> 00:40:59,781 It's five minutes to showtime. See the humans. 617 00:40:59,888 --> 00:41:02,735 See them eat. See their funny faces. 618 00:41:02,831 --> 00:41:06,693 See the silly humans. This way! This way! 619 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,215 Mort, careful with those jewels. Put them all in my room, remember? 620 00:41:10,319 --> 00:41:14,476 Hurry, hurry, hurry! See the greatest show on Earth! 621 00:41:14,576 --> 00:41:19,497 Get your tickets! See the one and only Zachary Smith present his marvel of the ages! 622 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,575 Ah, madam. How many? Three? 623 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,135 I have them right here. Here we are, sir. 624 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,607 Thank you very much. Go along. Go along. 625 00:41:26,704 --> 00:41:30,512 Aha-ah. My, my, what a pretty little girl. 626 00:41:30,513 --> 00:41:31,941 Aha-ah. My, my, what a pretty little girl. 627 00:41:35,632 --> 00:41:39,593 Don't feed this to the animals, girlie. They'll bite. 628 00:41:39,696 --> 00:41:42,249 [ Chuckles ] See them bite! 629 00:41:42,352 --> 00:41:45,865 See the terrifying, raging major. See the pretty little girl. 630 00:41:45,969 --> 00:41:49,897 See-- No, no. Later. Later, Oggo. You'll get your chance later. 631 00:41:50,001 --> 00:41:53,000 Hurry, hurry! Stop it! Do you hear? Stop it! 632 00:41:54,832 --> 00:41:59,022 - The show's over, Smith. - [ Robot ] Ring down the curtain, Dr. Smith. 633 00:42:01,681 --> 00:42:04,910 I just wanted to help, Major. I meant no harm. 634 00:42:05,009 --> 00:42:09,165 I was just trying to make a bit of money for all of us, for the children's future. 635 00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:14,000 - I told you to be quiet. - Oh, Don, I found another one of Mr. Farnum's control boxes. 636 00:42:14,097 --> 00:42:17,926 - Where's Will? - I don't know where Will is. 637 00:42:18,033 --> 00:42:20,684 Oggo, you know where Will is, don't you? 638 00:42:20,785 --> 00:42:24,877 He's with Mr. Farnum, isn't he? And you know how to get them back. 639 00:42:29,649 --> 00:42:32,551 - [ Don ] I'll handle this. - No! Wait a minute, Don! 640 00:42:32,658 --> 00:42:36,619 Don't you care about anything but that silly, shiny coat? 641 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:41,456 Have you really been having so much fun since Mr. Farnum disappeared? 642 00:42:43,089 --> 00:42:47,345 No. You wait a minute. We all love Will. 643 00:42:47,442 --> 00:42:51,020 What if something awful happened to him? Do you want that? 644 00:42:51,121 --> 00:42:54,951 - [ Grunting Negatively ] - Do you want something awful to happen to Mr. Farnum? 645 00:42:55,057 --> 00:42:58,920 - [ Panting ] - Do you? Really? 646 00:43:04,018 --> 00:43:07,630 Mr. Farnum would never do anything to really hurt you. I know he wouldn't. 647 00:43:07,731 --> 00:43:10,764 He told me so. 648 00:43:10,866 --> 00:43:14,030 Oggo, please. Maybe he is awful... 649 00:43:14,130 --> 00:43:16,465 but he did raise you, didn't he? 650 00:43:18,226 --> 00:43:22,285 And even if he can't understand about boys... 651 00:43:22,386 --> 00:43:27,918 doesn't mean you can't-- can't try to understand about men... 652 00:43:28,019 --> 00:43:30,833 about fathers. 653 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:39,725 Please, Oggo. Please help us! 654 00:43:51,155 --> 00:43:53,970 [ Creature Roaring ] 655 00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:58,801 - Maybe he's too big to get in here. - [ Continues Roaring ] 656 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,768 What are we going to do? There's no place to run! 657 00:44:10,867 --> 00:44:14,762 - [ Will ] Maybe he'll go away. - [ Coughing ] No, he won't! 658 00:44:14,868 --> 00:44:18,184 I can't stand places like this-- closed in, suffocating! 659 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:20,681 [ Hyperventilating ] 660 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:24,236 [ Coughing ] We're going to be trapped! 661 00:44:24,339 --> 00:44:27,569 Boy, I have claustrophobia! Don't you have any sympathy? 662 00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:31,050 - Well, sure I have, but there's nothing I can do about it. - [ Creature Roaring ] 663 00:44:31,155 --> 00:44:33,577 - [ Both Coughing ] - [ Will ] Wait. 664 00:44:33,684 --> 00:44:36,050 The air's better down here, towards the ground. 665 00:44:36,148 --> 00:44:38,417 [ Wheezing ] No, it's not! 666 00:44:38,516 --> 00:44:43,088 [ Whimpering ] He's going to catch us! We're trapped like rats! 667 00:44:43,188 --> 00:44:45,609 Now you know how it feels, Mr. Farnum. 668 00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:47,985 Help! Help me! 669 00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:51,433 Help us! Anybody! Help! 670 00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:53,645 - [ Coughs ] - [ Don ] Take it easy, Mr. Farnum. 671 00:44:53,748 --> 00:44:57,392 - Don! - Oggo! 672 00:44:58,644 --> 00:45:01,960 Stay down, all of you. Stay down. 673 00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:05,738 [ Roars ] 674 00:45:05,845 --> 00:45:08,812 [ All Coughing ] 675 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:11,437 [ Coughing Continues ] 676 00:45:14,805 --> 00:45:17,587 [ Roars ] 677 00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:26,573 - That does it. - [ Whoops ] We're saved! We're saved! 678 00:45:26,677 --> 00:45:30,474 [ Laughing Hysterically ] I called, and you came to save us. You came to save me. 679 00:45:30,581 --> 00:45:33,996 Me, the great Farnum. [ Laughter Subsides ] 680 00:45:37,365 --> 00:45:40,115 Oh, Oggo. 681 00:45:40,214 --> 00:45:45,615 After all the horrid, stupid things I taught you, you still came. 682 00:45:56,245 --> 00:45:59,279 Well, come on, son. Get on with it! 683 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:02,065 Speak your piece. 684 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:05,362 Good-bye, Penny. 685 00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:08,462 - [ Judy ] Ahh! - How about that? 686 00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:12,560 Give a boy an inch, and he'll take a mile. Next thing, he'll be talking my head off. 687 00:46:12,662 --> 00:46:15,051 Well, we've got to find a new way to make a living. 688 00:46:15,158 --> 00:46:18,027 But that's showbiz. Good-bye, everybody. Good-bye. 689 00:46:18,134 --> 00:46:21,614 - Come along, son. - Good-bye, Mr. Farnum. 690 00:46:21,718 --> 00:46:25,744 Mom, do you suppose I'll ever meet a nice boy from my own neighborhood? 691 00:46:26,807 --> 00:46:30,102 Goodness. I hope so, dear. Come on. 692 00:46:32,534 --> 00:46:35,120 [ Jet Propulsion Whistling ] 693 00:46:35,222 --> 00:46:37,678 There they go. 694 00:46:42,359 --> 00:46:45,425 [ Dr. Smith Groans ] Oh, dear! 695 00:46:45,527 --> 00:46:47,948 [ Don ] Smith. 696 00:46:51,735 --> 00:46:55,826 - Smith! - [ Dr. Smith ] Oh, how dare he? 697 00:46:55,927 --> 00:47:00,083 That cur! That ingrate! He and that worthless boy! 698 00:47:00,183 --> 00:47:04,406 Do you know what that lying Farnum had the temerity to say when he threw me overboard? 699 00:47:04,503 --> 00:47:09,042 He said I was a fraud. He said he would not allow me in any kind of zoo. 700 00:47:09,144 --> 00:47:12,940 Indeed! A man of my quality! 701 00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:16,789 Beware, Farnum! I'll sue you for libel! 702 00:47:16,887 --> 00:47:22,222 - Beware! Help me out of this infernal thing! Oh! - [ Laughter Continues ]